Today's journal entry will be various notes from my recent life in list form.

1) College is doing very well. I'm enjoying my classes and have already made a friend.

2) My laptop, which was sent to be repaired (a corner of the casing was completely destroyed) came back. With a Gateway charger. My laptop's a Compaq. And I didn't even send a charger with it. And they replaced just about the whole damn thing, including the hard drive, so I have nothing on it. I was more than angry. Chris just helped me through installing Windows 7.

3) Today's language lesson. "Get the laptop off the broken footrest." does NOT mean "Lecture me about how safe YOU think the BROKEN footrest is." It means "Get the FUCKING laptop off the BROKEN footrest, I know full well how secure YOU think it is, but it's not making me feel safe."

4) MacGyver is full of win. I think he's going to be a theme with my laptop for a while. I would love to see a movie with him and Chuck Norris...I saw an ad for something similar to what I mean on the Stargate VHS, but instead of MacGyver it had a dog. I had hoped it was Benji.

5) I asked Geek Squad if they felt good about robbing a little old lady of $600 after my brother told them about how they made her get a new machine (claiming the hard drive was dead, as were other various parts) when it was her network hub that needed replacing. This is what they said "Actually, I don't feel anything." Yeah, that's right. Geek Squad feels no remorse about robbing little old ladies. The heartless bastards.

6) John and I have decided we want to try making the world's largest inside joke. As some observant Stargate SG-1 fans have noticed, Daniel Jackson leaves his coffee cups all over the base. As such John and I are going to be drawing Waldo of "Where's Waldo?" fame onto styrofoam cups and putting a picture of Daniel Jackson inside the bottom. These cups will then be glued into place in areas (hopefully, with the help of the wonderful people of the internet) all over the world. If you're interested please make-slash-place a Waldo cup in a place (preferable where people have to actually look in order to find it) in your area and note me with a link to a photo. Bonus points if Michael Shanks is somewhere in the photo, since that mean he would be in on it. And it would be awesome to have an inside joke with a celebrity.

7) My mother thinks I'm going to slap her like Gibbs from NCIS. Maybe I should sometime, I already told her "You know, one of these days you're gonna say somethin' stupid and I'm gonna Gibbs-smack you."

8) This is the worst picture ever: [link] I can only hope this was in the early days of AIDS panic. Because if this was recent then I now know one more person I want to beat. Also, I would love the irony if this kid got AIDS though "MAN-ON-WOMAN" or "MAN-ON-HORSE" intercourse. I'm assuming monkeys and pets are safe, not that I'm telling anyone to have intercourse with animals. That's scary and gross. *shudders*

9) 9 is one of the best movies I've ever seen. It's short, but I'm never going to be not-amazed by all the detail they put into the characters and scenery. And I loved 2, he reminded me of Pop-pop, Heaven bless them both. The twins (3&4) were UNGODLY adorable, 8 was a druggie, 7 was a badass, 5 was emo (whut? I thought he was being emo "2! WHY 2!?" D: lol), 1 was grumpy and mean, 6 was a nutty guy with pen-tips for fingers, and 9 was sweet but stubborn...and a bit of an idiot. If the cat-beast is trying to put the round thingy in the round hole, DON'T PUT IT IN THERE!? D: D: D: D: WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING! GAH!!

10) Why is it janitors are so nice, and executives and such tend to be mean? Seriously, most janitors I've seen have been the nicest people in the world...Weird.

11) Why is it the janitor has to be so loud? "In the men's bathroom, across form the childrens, stall number 2, the toilet is not flushing!" Not kidding you, I literally just heard that from a janitor. Like I really need to know a toilet in the men's room won't flush. Eww.

12) Jackie Chan Adventures seems so much more badass when watching it with the sound off while listening to "Welcome Home" by Coheed and Cambria. At least the intro does. Some of the beats lined up perfectly with Jade's movements in the intro. Was awesome. lol