Last Torn Page Stupidity

Sora smiled to himself as he magically was transported into the Book of Pooh, maybe that silly old bear would remember him now that he had gathered the last torn page. As he found pooh he was surprised by the fact he was not greeted by his small friend, but instead watched for a moment in curiosity. “Hello, Somebody-I-don’t-know.” Said Pooh in a friendly manner.

At that point Sora, now mad with emo-ness and frustration took his Keyblade, the very one he had received in Hundred Acre Woods, and killed himself via decapitation. In the last moment his brain still functioned he watched as Anti-Sora flowed from the mess of blood spewing out of his neck. Anti-Sora slapped Pooh across the face, screaming about being forgotten. Then Pooh looked at him in surprise.

“Christopher Robin!?” Anti-Sora froze, perplexed, then promptly stabbed the stupid bear in the stomach and watched him die.

But meanwhile, as Jesus appeared to take young Sora's soul, Pooh tilted his head and looked at this Jesus figure. "Hitler?" Asked Pooh as he died, Jesus stared for a moment. Then took the keyblade from Anti-Sora, and proceeded to bash his face in.

Somewhere in Heaven,. Hitler was demanding five dollars from God because God just lost the bet. For you see all the Heartless were REALLY controlled by Hitler, because Hitler had a bet with God that saying he could get someone to think Jesus was really him, Hitler. Thousands of lives lost, all for the sole purpose of Hitler getting five dollars.


Those poor bastards.

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In the real world two teens sat, a boy and girl. A controller for a Playstation 2 sat in her hands as they watched numbly. “Katie, did I just see what I thunked I saw?”

“Ya dude, you just saw that. I wasn’t sure either but….wow.” Katie sat watching the screen of her TV in shock. “Did Sora just kill them all?”

“Yeah…” Replied her brother. The room was silent for another minute. “Let’s do it again.”